"Oh my God... I'm so Embarassed... Take me home!"

These were the exact words groaned by Rupert (in the dramatic couple Raoul and Rupert that I constantly rant about) when Raoul got into an accident, which was not his fault, parallel parking downtown.

Raoul and Rupert spent the whole day with Rupert's sister, because it was her birthday. So, they tutored her, hung out with her, and then had dinner with her and the family. These two wanted to see a movie: The Happening, this evening. Since Rupert does not do downtown, we only had a choice of two theatres: Colisée Kirkland, which is all the way out in West Island, ad Sphèretech Centrale, which is all the way at the mall Marché Centrale, which is about Montreal-North. We originally decided to meet at 9:15 p.m. so that we can go to Kirkland and watch the movie at 9:35 p.m.. However, since we are running on Rupert time, that's a good 10 - 30 minutes behind schedule, so Raoul didn't arrive until 9:25 p.m., and then for some odd reason, didn't see us (me and my friend) waiting for him. Eventually, we get picked up at 9:34 p.m., and it was too late to see the movie out in West Island. It was also too early to see the showing at 11:10 p.m., nor would I have done that, since it would have been too late. Therefore, we decided to go to the theatre downtown, Cinema Banque Scotia.

During all this time, Rupert had this pissy pouty face, and was making comments like, "Ugh, downtown gives me a headache." Raoul was trying to cheer this drama queen up, and tries to caress him, but we get the "Don't touch me" remark. I'm sure that Raoul was probably pretty pissed about the situation, and that affected his driving. Anyway, while Raoul was trying to parallel park, he got into an accident. Some other car tried to cut into his lane before he completed the parallel park.

The killer phrase that Rupert uttered was, "Oh my god... This is so embarrassing, take me home!"

Firstly, Rupert cannot be embarrassed, because he did not drive the car. Secondly, accidents happen. Thirdly, if Rupert was not so bitchy/whiny/queeny/spoiled or tardy (or probably many other adjectives that describe him), Raoul would have been in a better mood, and this accident probably would have been avoided... Or if Rupert didn't hold everyone up and we ended up meeting at 9:15 p.m. as previously indicated, this would not have happened.

How these two stay together, I have no idea... I could never, ever date someone who was so dramatic, queeny, bitchy, spoiled and self-centred. (Amongst other adjectives)