Resurrection?

Today, I went to Tim Horton's to get a coffee with my friend and while I was sitting there, talking to him, minding my own business, a man of African descent came to shake my hand. He was quite clearly inebriated and I didn't understand a word he was saying. I feigned the fact that I needed to catch the bus and left the premises.

I hope that this was not the Resurrection of Jesus... If it were, I would probably end up in hell since I did not show him any hospitality...