McNuggets in the Morning and the meaning of No...

Stumbled across this gem. This is a video clip.

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?rn=222562&cl=21327720&ch=&src=canadanews

The story revolves around a woman who wanted to order McNuggets in the morning and then when told that McNuggets are not part of the morning menu, she proceeds to attack the employee through the drive through window and then actually damages the window.

There are a few lessons that need to be learnt from this:

First of all, lady, you need you sign up for some anger management lessons. If you cannot accept in a calm fashion that McNuggets are not part of the breakfast menu, you need help. You won't be able to hold down any job if you get angry over little things like that.

Second of all, after your anger management lessons, you need to apply to work for the STM (Société de Transport de Montréal). Since almost none of the drivers are capable of telling time, you'd fit right now... It's clearly stated on the menu at McDonald's that McNuggets is an item that is available after 11:00 a.m., since you cannot tell time, you will fit right in with the STM. Also, if you have a bad day and beat a passenger nearly to death because he/she denies you their McNuggets (i.e. you have a moment of weakness and you forget your anger management techniques), it's not your fault anyway.

Thirdly, lady, you need to learn about flexibility... So at 6:00 a.m. or whatever time it was in the morning, you cannot get your McNuggets to clog your arteries... Big deal... McDonald's offers a huge variety of other methods to clog your arteries... A sausage and Egg McMuffin, plus two hash browns and a coffee loaded with cream and sugar will do just the trick. In fact, it might get you there faster than your order of McNuggets. Don't feel like you can get there fast enough - get two Sausage and Egg McMuffins.

I'm also surprised that the anger that this woman experienced didn't cause to her blow a gasket... She looked pretty angry there in that video... That blood pressure should have been pretty high there...