This is Jergens Squared, at least!

As we all know, *Raoul and *Rupert are one of the most, if not the most dramatic gay couple I know. Thank goodness for that, because I don't think I could deal with another dramatic gay couple like that. Their little episodes are like soap opera stories and I don't really need to watch TV, because all I need to do is just watch that!

This time around, the drama is even more blown up (or juicy, if you prefer). This time around, it involves Raoul, Rupert and *Ronald.

Ronald has been in the picture before, but he rarely shows up in the drama because he's usually not hanging out with those two. Rupert and Ronald have a clear disdain for each other, and Raoul is not really a good friend of Ronald's. Ronald's the one that believes that he should be dating Raoul, not Rupert because they are both armed forces.

Despite the fact that Ronald is a self-centred jerk who doesn't care about anyone but himself and only likes to talk about himself (Hmm... Why does this sound so familiar?) I discovered that Ronald will do anything and everything to get his way, and if that involves ruining peoples' careers, so be it. Ronald recently completed training and had 20 complaints against him from the people in charge of the field exercise. Things were looking really bad for Ronald because the case was pretty much built up against him. It looked like he was going to be discharged. Of course, Ronald has such a tunnel vision of career choice that he cannot fathom doing anything else with his life, so he felt threatened. What did he do? He somehow manipulated seven other people to file complaints against the people who were in charge of the field exercise to pretty much discredit them and get his case thrown out. So, he's safe now.

So he's the latest drama regarding the three of them.

Back in February, Raoul cheated on Rupert with Ronald.

This has been the second episode in less than two years... Raoul has cheated twice in a "relationship" that has lasted two years (they celebrated somehow, their two year anniversary on April 7). I don't know, something isn't quite right if in less than two years, there has been two episodes of cheating. I don't think that peoples' emotional needs are being met properly.

Thank goodness Raoul has decided to move away. I can just imagine the divaness that Rupert would love to unleash on Raoul. Why does Rupert stay with Raoul? Oh... Probably because he's a gold digger right? Everything is paid for by Rupert. What type of self respect does Rupert have if he stays with someone who has cheated on him TWICE? But hey, with the amount of drama that goes on, I would not be surprised at all Rupert has been cheating on Raoul, but hasn't been honest about it.