Horoscope today

So, in the newspaper, the horoscope I got today was:

Vous irez de surprise en surprise aujourd'hui (translation:  You will go from surprise to surprise today)

Now, I don't really pay attention to my horoscope because I don't think it is very accurate.  But, the amount of surprises I have gotten today, I cannot ignore the coincidence.

1) I find out that the bus I am supposed to take to get to school now arrives 5 minutes when it used to and that the route that I will be using this summer to get to school now has buses on intervals of 20 minutes instead of 30 minutes;
2) I find out that a guy whom I wanted to meet a year ago when he came to visit Montreal for a coffee (but we were unable to because I was a substitute teacher and I got called last minute into work) now has met the perfect man...  And all the time while he was living in Montreal, didn't make an effort to have that coffee with me - even when I tried to get in touch;
3) I find out that I am only assigned two summer school classes this summer, instead of three which I have gotten in previous years and I might be $700 shorter as I have no job in September;
4) I find out that a student I had today while I was replacing a course for someone (Sec IV math course) is the brother of a former student I taught at The Sacred Heart School of Montreal;
5) I find out that a friend of mine from Ottawa is in town for a bizarre reason tomorrow in Montreal;

And it's only 3:10 p.m..

I wonder how many more surprises (both good and bad) I am going to get today...